SEO, SSL, Google, Alexa, website ranking and who is telling the Truth?

Holy shit, it’s 2017 and I haven’t written a blog in a long ass time. Trump is the president, the Earth might end in 2 years, and I still can’t…

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Local Business Structured Data Markup Schema

So this is a short one blog for itemscope and property types but let’s use the Schema.org to improve the web by creating a structured data markup schema supported by major…

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Robots.txt File, Sitemap.xml and the XML schema

What the hell are these bots or robots?   The robots exclusion protocol or simply robots.txt, is a standard used by most websites to communicate with web crawlers and other web…

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Yelp Reviews, Google Reviews, and everybody else.

So I’m sure everyone sees the orange or gold stars on Google or Bing when they’re looking for a restaurant or some kind of service online? What the hell does…

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How to Optimize your Website with gzip Compression

So you might run across this when you are trying to optimize your website or the page speed is really slow and you’re thinking your head, what the fuck !? …

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Scrapers Sites, Keyword Stuffing, and that asshole who steals two parking spaces.

These people are known as douchebags.  Not as bad as trolls but they are pretty much wasting their own time and digging their own grave in the process. Why?  Well…

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Social Networking Icons, Analytics, and Do People Care if you Share?

Yes, we do care but there’s a lot crap that we don’t want to see.  We live in an age of twitter, facebook, pinterest, and share everything to grow your…

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Title, Meta Data, Links, and Other overrated crap

So I wanted to make a short and quick post about title, meta data and that other crap you see on websites and how to put that meta data keyword…

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Google Search hFeed and hCard

Google rich snippet data tool gives a lot of people shit when it comes to the rich snippet data testing tool.  Especially when it comes to the “Extracted structured data”….

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Google Structured Data Testing Tool

Google is pretty amazing when it comes to structuring your website right. Ask Matt Cutts, He’s a fucking technology gangsta when it comes to SEO.  Everybody in the SEO world…

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Webmaster Tools

This is the best invention since Toilet paper. Seriously, without sarcasm! It’s been a long long time since the invention of the yellow page(aka the thick phone book that sat…

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Installing Google Analytics to WordPress without a plugin

seattle ninja seo wordpress

Alright this going to be a quick one cause everybody is in a rush, but there are some major Caveats to not using a plugin and hard coding it into WordPress. …

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How To make your Website: Non-searchable

Ok so Google knows everything and finds everyone on their search engine. But you either make your website private with a password or change your .htaccess file I will show…

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