A Boring Coming Soon plugin

There’s lot of ways of making, buying, and using coming soon pages or plugins…but I decided that I needed something that was so simple, you install it, and it’s pretty much active.

I’ve seen a few of them that are pretty robust and fully detailed. Some were really decorated and so detailed that it was like a regular website. On some of them, you can create a contact form, subscribe form, add social networking sites, add email marketing newsletters, a place to add multiple images, content, change the background color or images, add a couple intro paragraphs, your logo, google maps,  a place to add a youtube video, your phone number/email and even a clock ticker where it tells you when your site will be launched. So I thought to myself, hmmm, so you basically created a call-to-action single splash page that has about 50% of your website information if not all.

I say that fuck that shit, I decided that nobody has time for that shit if it’s a coming soon page. it’s a coming soon page.

It says coming soon and that’s it. It’s boring as fuck but that’s the point of my wordpress coming soon page plugin.  It reads coming soon page.

I’m sure there’s ton of coming soon page, where you can change the language, add photos, add a description of your site, but now I’m just being repeating stuff.

So here’s my FAQ for this plugin called boring coming soon plugin

 

Q: Can you change the text to something else except the word coming soon?
A: No.

Q: Can you change the background color or add images to this coming soon plugin?
A: No.

Q: Can you add social networking icons or information about your site?
A: No.

Q: Can you…
A. No.

Q: Um…
A: No.